But I know, 1+1=2

tinyteefey:

things we learned from this live chat

• when the album isn’t coming out

greatwhiteprivilege:

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

zooeyclairedeschanel:

yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die